Lucystoners don't need boners

duh! this is the most absurd! absurdest! whateverest! be_cause:
I just read up about amy rays song "lucystoners" and my search led me to an article on a VH1-site and next to the article was a... [better sit down now]... an ad for britney spear's new perfume!!! WTF??? somehow that struck me as odd and - as stated before - highly absurd . and kinda... well, just banging-your-head-against-a-wall style as matter of fact...


We were talking ticket slump, trying to put our finger on it.
Quantify the undoing ...
of each little step - its just a lack of press.
The refrigerator down at the boys club
with its little magnets of poetry,
finding one hundred different ways to say blow me ...
Well... Janny Wenner Janny Wenner - Rolling Stone's most fearless leader -
gave the boys what they deserve, but with the girls he lost his nerve.

In every post punk bar there's a dressing room wall
where the rockboy band will make its mark
one hundred different pictures of private parts and some girl going down.
And all the faggot bashing poetry but the boys are just saying,
"love me please."
In every hate filled phrase they just give it away ...
ah boys, you give yourselves away ...

You know ... Janny Wenner Janny Wenner - Rolling Stone's most fearless leader -
gave the boys what they deserve, but with the girls he lost his nerve.

Testing 1,2,3 in the marketplace - its just a demographic based disgrace,
and a stupid, secret, whiteboy handshake that we'll never be part of.
So when its DJ Blow and the morning show,
I'll give you one hundred reasons to just say no ...
Come on girls, lets go, right now ...

Cause Lucy Stoners don't need boners, ain't no man could ever own her,
with the boys she had the nerve to give the girls what they deserve.