"this is what I look like when I'm dressed. When I'm naked I have less pockets."

It is now officially time to dedicate a post to ellen :)
I adore her. why? mabye because she's just as helpless and lost as I am when it comes to dating...

Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd like to put I next to U.

I could never be gay. I need more clarity than this! Listen, if I am with a guy more than 3 hours and I still don’t know where I stand, this is what I do, okay: I take him, I look him in the eyes and say „this is now officially a date“ – and if he doesn’t like it…. I put my dress back on and I go home.

The HETworld? Ooooh! het-world! I used to love going there as a kid. That’s good!
But I hear that bi-world has twice as many rides.

spence: go make your move.
ellen: I don't have a move!

well, neither do I.