the crabby blogger does a meme

Meme-time! Because I have nothing to do at work and have earned about 40 Euros today, thanks to them not giving me anything to write. Oh, and a one-column article I wrote just got cut because some idiot here didn’t think of something beforehand. I hate my job right now. Stupid fricking EURO… did I mention that I hate football?

Technology
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A picture of my cute little bunnies. Reminds me of home. Which is where I’d like to be pretty much all the time right now.

Q: How many televisions do you have in your house?
One. It’s connected to the Wii, so no TV-watching on that. We watch a lot of series on the computer though.

BIOLOGY
Q: Are you right handed or left handed?
Right handed (Everyone else who did this meme seems to be left handed).

Q:Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Tonsils, adenoids, appendix.

Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
I’d like to say my sports bag, but I honestly think that Baby C. was heavier than that (see previous post)

Q: Have you ever been knocked out?
Nope. But I always wondered what that might feel like. Not that I desperately want to find out though…

Bullshitology

Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Maybe, but definitely not too much time before. Just enough to tie up loose ends.

Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I’m fine with Andie – I just hate it when people insist on calling me Andrea. It just doesn’t feel like me.

Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
Green. Got the eyes for it, got the hair for it.

Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
I think I know where this question is going. Euphemisms, pffft. Yes, I have. But not just that. I’m pretty sure I swallowed a couple of insects and other stuff too in my life.

Dareology

Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for 100 dollars?
Wait! I would have received money for it? Damnit, why didn’t you tell me that earlier?

Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for 200,000$?
Ew! No way!

Q: Would you never blog again for 50,000$?
I like my blog. And I don’t think anyone else feels about it strongly enough to offer me money for not writing it. But it’s not like they could keep me from singing either ;)

Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for 1,000$?
$ 1000 – no. € 1000 – maybe. Sorry, Americans, not trying to rub salt in wounds here.

Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for a million dollars?
I hate questions like that. But I can’t even kill a bug without getting a bad conscience, so I guess no.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
Nothing. Usually a tissue – IF girlfriend can remind me to take one with me. I tend to forget.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Haven’t seen it.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Hardwood. I like hardwood. It’s nice, and homey and comfy.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand. But I trip occasionally.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
I have no idea. I don’t wear them much. Because I have pudgy feet.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last person who texted you?
Finn. Apparently Lorelei fell through a whole in a box and looked really funny.

Q: Last person who called you?
My mother to see if I arrived home safely.

Q: Last person you hugged?
Finn when saying goodbye in the morning.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
7 and 13. I have no idea why.

Q: Season?
Autumn, autumn, autumn – all the way.

Q: Color?
reddish-orange & teal

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
Home, mostly.

Q: Mood?
Majorly annoyed.

Q: Listening to?
The sounds of a newsroom: typing, talking, laughter, eating sounds

Q: Worrying about?
My job(s). I worry that this might not be the job for me for the rest of my life. I want something meaningful. I want to feel like changing the world.

Q: Wearing?

Faded jeans and a black shirt. Leather band on my left wrist, ring on my right ringfinger, fake Converse-style shoes in baby-blue.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?

The couch to sit down and let my stomach recover from getting up.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Read the books I ordered from Amazon, take the gf out to dinner again sometime soon hopefully finally maybe, have a holiday (sometime soon hopefully maybe as well) and most immediately: get home from this crappy day.

Q: Do you smile often?

I’m more of a laughing gal. I don’t smile THAT much because I think my smile looks a bit weird, but I like to laugh a lot and it’s easy to make me laugh.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
I think I am. Unless someone or something pisses me off. I’m really a slave to my emotions.