Stupidity, glorious stupidity!
The customer is not always right.
How did I NOT find out about this site earlier? My favourite so far is this one:
(A customer was trying on a shorty wetsuit.)
Customer: “It seems to fit okay, but the zip is a little high. It would irritate under my chin.”
Me: “Yes. I can see what you mean, but if you put the suit on the right way round, you won’t have that problem.”
Customer: “…”
Me, to co-worker: “Remind me to never dive with that guy.”
Customer: “It seems to fit okay, but the zip is a little high. It would irritate under my chin.”
Me: “Yes. I can see what you mean, but if you put the suit on the right way round, you won’t have that problem.”
Customer: “…”
Me, to co-worker: “Remind me to never dive with that guy.”
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I've just spent FAR too much time on that site. So far, I think this is my favorite:
http://notalwaysright.com/grab-bag-alaska-cruise/1084
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